If only I were a car…
A poem by your furnace
My owner bought a new car today, and it’s nice.
My owners knew exactly what they wanted, they were very precise.
Great gas mileage, quiet engine, and heated driver’s seat
All that plus a price no one could beat
Yet I sit here all alone dust covering me from bottom to top.
The only thing in this room is my friend the mop.
I was new too once, only 2 years ago.
And since then I have been treated only so-so.
When I arrived here I was so shiny and new.
My owner had no idea all the cool stuff I could do
I was quiet and efficient, and they could adjust me from their phone.
I would make sure I warmed the house before they got home.
Now I’m struggling to keep up, my filter is so dirty.
How am I supposed to make it until 2030?
Why can’t my owner treat me like their new car?
With regular maintenance, I could go so very far.
They would never skip an oil change or drive with a flat tire.
Yet they ignore me until a repair transpires.
Even then they don’t heed the repairman’s warning.
“Yeah, Yeah, We’ll take care of it in the morning”
I just want the car’s level of love and attention.
Tune-ups and cleaning are a couple to mention
I don’t mean to whine or sound too sappy.
I only want to keep you warm, safe, and happy.
Now you know how I feel, I’ve told you point-blank.
After my yearly tune-up, Standard Heating & Air Conditioning you will thank
With regular maintenance, the outlook isn’t so glum.
It’ll run like a champ for many years to come.
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